Happy 2015 New Year!

 

Hi Aphrodite Fans!

It's that weird week in between Christmas and New Year. Time to reflect on how you've survived eating so much food, drinking so much alcohol and telling really bad cracker jokes to your family around the Christmas table!

Can't cope with any more bad telly and unwanted visitors?  Aphrodite Escorts are here to make this week a little more bearable...

We know that like your trousers, money may be a little tight at this time of year so we're offering you £20 off a one hour booking. Simply choose your top 5 girls, and we will send you any one of them as a secret Santa, Simply ask the receptionist when booking.

No amount of snacking on more cheese or stuffing a tin of chocolates whilst watching another repeat of a Christmas Special will come close to the festive joy our secret Santa Escort will bring!

Have a very sexy new year from all the staff at Aphrodite Escorts!