Size or Skill?
If there's something that our girls at Aphrodite Escorts all have in common, it's that most of the girls do this job primarily because they enjoy it. The money, for most, comes second as a nice little bonus. What they all love more than most other things in life is getting their hands on a good cock! Many of them have spoken to the fact that despite what men both think and fear, size doesn't always correlate well to the bedroom experience.
Some recent research by International Andrology found that out of all the United Kingdom's countries, Welsh men had the biggest penises on average. You can almost hear the cheering and applause coming from the men of Wales at this announcement - especially as they rush to text their English mates the good or bad news depending on which side of that text you're on.
However, the study also found one other important and far less inspiring thing out. A quite frankly worrying statistic found that only 57.14% of Welsh women felt satisfied in the bedroom, meaning that all these whopping great penises were pretty much just going to waste.
Oh no!
Strangely, the East Midlands (who had the smallest penis size on average) reported the highest levels of sex satisfaction - proving once and for all that it is skill, not size, that counts when it comes to getting down and dirty between the sheets. Apparently the men of Wales could use a few tips in how to use their third legs, considering they placed second last on the satisfaction scales. Ouch!
Our Aphrodite Escorts girls, as some of the better known and most professional Welsh escorts out there, have a lot of experience of the good old fashioned Welsh willy! They report almost always being satisfied in one way or another, so we're sure that the results have been skewed to disparage our poor Welsh gentlemen!
That said, they are extremely eager to dish out some on the job training to the gentlemen of Wales. It appears that if the results are to be believed, the men of Wales need some practice using their dangly bits to get their lady partners to that most elusive of points - the female orgasm. Our Cardiff escorts and our escorts throughout Wales are only too glad to volunteer as training partners!
Our girls would love to get their hands on some famously large Welsh penises, and would have enormous amounts of fun doing it. To them skill can be taught - and they've resolved to do just this! If you're in possession of a nice big penis but aren't overly confident with its usage then don't fear, because our young ladies will almost literally fight it out to be the one to point you in the right direction!
Don't just become part of this sad sadistic. Sign up for your training session with one of our stunningly beautiful ladies today to ensure that you don't find yourself part of such a survey - or even worse, talked about in hushed tones between girls and their friends! It'll be the best investment you ever make!
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